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From:
ambria
(Thu Jan 13 22:23:07 2005)
adorable ND FUNNY NO NO WAit not just funny hillarious. [i think i spelled that right]
From:
tigo
(Fri Dec 2 00:13:36 2005)
Hilarious only has 1 L
From:
tigo
(Fri Dec 2 00:13:48 2005)
Hilarious only has 1 L
From:
kira
(Mon Dec 25 16:28:59 2006)
THAT ONE IS HILARIOUS
From:
Shaner
(Thu Mar 22 19:49:32 2007)
I bet Chuck Norris could take out Trunk Monkey, how 'bout you???
From:
Brawny
(Thu Mar 22 19:51:10 2007)
Of course Chuck Norris could take out Trunk Monkey, He once played russian roulette with a fully loaded gun...... and WON!!!!
From:
Zavion
(Thu Mar 22 19:52:35 2007)
.....yeah Chuck Norris also counted to infinity....... twice!!!!!!
From:
Chuck Fan
(Thu Mar 22 19:54:24 2007)
I have heard those jokes!!! Chuck Norris once sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparelled martial arts ability, shortly after the transaction was finalized, he roundhoused kicked the devil in the chin and took his soul back!!!!! END OF STORY!!!!!
From:
Funny Guy
(Thu Mar 22 19:55:42 2007)
YOU MISSED THE BEST ONE:
When Chuck Norris goes swimming, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norrised!!!!! DONE!!!!
From:
Peter
(Thu Mar 22 19:56:45 2007)
Those are funny jokes.
From:
Shaner
(Thu Mar 22 19:57:47 2007)
Chuck Norris was not birthed like a normal child, instead he decided to punch his way out of his mothers womb, shortly thereafter he grew a beard.
From:
Shaner
(Thu Mar 22 19:58:56 2007)
When Chuck Norris was born, "Eye of the tiger" was playing in the delivery room, and they don't have a stereo in there!!!
From:
Shaner
(Thu Mar 22 20:06:20 2007)
I invited Chuck Norris to my birthday party, but he said that he was busy with a research project to try to see if it is possible to do 4 backflips out of an appache helecopter while chuggin 4 colt45 40oz beers then landing and immediately roundhouse kicking a Columbian drug lord
