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From: corianr@nicholas.navy.mil (Sun Mar 20 11:51:10 2005)
U r sexy ma', can I add some barbecue to those ribs ?

From: glqferry (Tue Mar 22 15:26:23 2005)
Pass the wheel wrench please

From: sigma pi (Fri Apr 1 02:45:04 2005)
sweet JDM tail lights on teh gcgm

From: LM (Sun Apr 3 15:01:28 2005)
Is there room for one more monkey

From: Siper2 (Thu Apr 21 19:34:01 2005)
This never happens to ME in parking lots...

From: Antwuan Williams (Thu Apr 28 11:40:15 2005)
Whats that? You need some help making sure you're suspension works?

From: big jon (Thu Jun 9 20:03:43 2005)
she needs more tittys man

From: dolittle (Sat Jun 25 22:43:00 2005)
what car!!

From: Monkey Toucher (Thu Jul 21 17:34:31 2005)
Can I touch the monkey???

From: Tom (Thu Aug 4 16:21:43 2005)
I want to SPANK that monkey

From: yaya1965 (Tue Aug 9 14:58:28 2005)
my 12 yr old has a bigger chest than you. I've seen bigger boobs (moobs)on men

From: BillyBob (Tue Aug 16 21:31:43 2005)
Forget them Sweetheart! You are perfect just the way you are... Em small ones are perfect! Gimme a call sometime. 1800BillyBob

From: jewel (Thu Oct 27 01:45:58 2005)
bite me, my boobs are fine

From: Pork Chop (Thu Oct 27 18:25:24 2005)
Do you have any more pics, you look fitter than the butchers dog!

Ding dong!

From: Evan (Fri Oct 28 15:18:45 2005)
wow....ill take you just as you are! Incredible.

From: Rocketman (Sun Nov 6 11:18:22 2005)
Nice hips and legs!! I will be your trunk monkey!

From: Dave (Mon Nov 14 10:26:01 2005)
Very nice I would enjoy you in my trunk

From: Mohammed (Wed Nov 23 07:22:21 2005)
Excuse me but, who miss placed your boobies?

From: Wowzers nick (Sun Dec 11 23:09:16 2005)
Wow WANT to have SEX?!?!~
P.S.Two Monkeys in the trunk NOW!!!~
♥♥♥♥ Nick + YOU BABIE

Love to CUT that CAKE!!!~ ♥

From: NuckingFutz (Mon Dec 19 12:34:06 2005)
Yaya Thats pretty sick to compare your 12 year olds chest to hers. Thats some Michael Jackson stuff right there!

From: wizard348 (Wed Dec 21 10:42:02 2005)
LUKING GOOD !!! Looks like my third ex-wife and she could really... You know.


From: Monkey_Spunk (Thu Dec 29 13:22:41 2005)
well if these were on sale at my local supermarket - my trunk would be full of them .

From: Not Huts (Mon Jan 30 00:57:37 2006)
Ur so fucking hot, ur such a pussy ass and i like 2 fuck pussy asses

From: AuGiE (Mon Feb 13 19:32:24 2006)
i'd let her sit on my face and rub her clit in my mouth. then i'd make her blow me and i would watch as i cum in her mouth and on her face

From: grizz92zxAtMSN (Wed Feb 15 14:36:54 2006)
...say what ya want... but admit. You'd still do 'er.

From: the vampire matt (Thu Feb 16 14:20:33 2006)
you can be my trunk monkey

From: onwed by [RD] (Thu Feb 23 17:11:03 2006)
[RD] owns your monkey...

From: ... (Thu Feb 23 17:22:53 2006)
ok - who's the drag queen?

[RD]'s trunk monkey comes from the factory equipped with Rocket Powered Grenades... Who's the Monkey now, eh?

From: trunker (Mon Feb 27 15:39:17 2006)
come in bed wit me babe

From: Jimmah (Sat Mar 4 01:27:11 2006)
Come home baby the kids miss you

From: Orc want meaty sex (Sun Apr 23 15:31:33 2006)
I am going to remember that licence plate so I can track you down.

From: love your monkey (Tue Apr 25 15:13:23 2006)
can I touch it? If not, can I stick it in your butt?

From: Love Trunk Monkey (Wed May 3 14:00:18 2006)
i just came across this site and its hilarious. And this model is pretty nice.

From: BChris (Mon May 8 13:50:41 2006)
Nice ribs, she needs a sandwich.

From: ************************************************** ***** (Thu May 11 06:27:10 2006)
can I have that car? I would like to have sex once and a while.

From: Gearheadotaku (Wed May 31 21:16:09 2006)
A round of applause for the lady who has the guts to pose in such a wonderful manner. Be proud!

From: big d (Tue Jun 27 14:55:13 2006)
iwill like to have sex with her

From: monkey toucher (Wed Jun 28 17:35:04 2006)
Jewel..........More Please

From: Me and Parnelli (Thu Jun 29 18:08:12 2006)
Me: Siiiiick... Shes sooo anorexic.. Hey you got two mosquito bites on your chest... Parnelli: Wtf? Where are her boobs? She's like... as flat as my grandma... siick. Me: Anorexic, Yo'.

From: Pat Broome (Mon Jul 10 00:37:39 2006)
I want to put my monkey in your trunk.

From: alans (Mon Oct 16 11:36:43 2006)
woof woof

From: Trunk Monkey (Thu Nov 16 16:27:30 2006)
You want to blow me?

From: jewel (Mon Nov 20 00:40:12 2006)
you guys are so rude. if you guys could even get a girlfriend...which I doubt. I 'd ask you what you think she would like after three kids, because thats right i have three kids and look better than anything ya'll could ever get!

From: Erm (Sat Dec 9 22:32:57 2006)
You are gorgeous hun. Very pretty.. these guys need to grow up. Someone is very fortunate to have you. Have a nice day.

From: poleprovider (Wed Dec 20 02:01:52 2006)
stop player hatein' this girl loohs fiiiiiiiine! u wish u had her....... i wish i had her!

From: tim (Wed Dec 27 00:13:12 2006)
She ain't have no tits, man!

From: Erika (Fri Jan 5 13:56:47 2007)
Jewel you are soooooooo hot..now you know why I have sworn off men with their stupid comments.
erikasgarden@yahoo.com

From: Adirondacker (Tue Jan 9 14:53:47 2007)
Jeez Erica what about the .01% of men who DON'T make stupid comments? (btw, what's in your garden?)

From: hi (Wed Jan 24 12:26:13 2007)
hey jewel next time show your boobs

From: keith (Wed Jan 24 12:55:15 2007)
you're beautiful and yes your boobs ARE fine! Just ignore those sick bastards!

From: hi (Wed Jan 24 19:18:06 2007)
I'd loooooove if you would take a pic with your boobs showing

From: Monkey Luv (Wed Mar 7 14:23:06 2007)
I just don't want the monkey to feel left out. You're looking great Monkey! The monkey girl next to you looks good too. ;)

From: Trey (Thu Mar 8 22:01:56 2007)
Dang, Jewel, you're gorgeous! And a mother of three! Nice face, nice hair, nice arms, nice legs, nice torso. I love your lean midriff and how your ribs are showing. Are you ticklish?!

From: one-shot wonder (Sun Mar 11 14:48:58 2007)
more than a mouthful is a waste

From: damn you're hot also (Tue Mar 13 20:38:42 2007)
let's get a hold of each other so we can possibly get our groove on babe. you can reach me at jon28neeley@yahoo.com later sexy babe.

From: beef stew (Sat Mar 17 21:55:24 2007)
sure wish she sowed more huh guys?

From: lefty (Sat Apr 7 09:23:14 2007)
god i just came all over my monitor

From: lostboy (Sun Apr 8 05:56:18 2007)
Yeah your damn fine dollface...

From: RJ (Sun Jun 10 18:37:33 2007)
I have a Banana!!

From: James (Sun Jun 17 00:37:26 2007)
Try to have some respect. Is that what you guys are looking for? Do you guys have any self respect?

From: MadisonH2O (Wed Jun 20 23:16:06 2007)
Jewel nice picture!!! You could be my Supper Hero or Trunk Monkey any day! Selling my old trunk monkey tomorrow. Keep the pictures coming and don't let the trash posters slow ya down.

From: MadMan (Mon Jul 30 23:40:58 2007)
i like what i see!!!

From: Kyle (Wed Aug 15 14:27:01 2007)
damn let me get between ur legs!!

From: Cunty Cuntall (Thu Aug 16 04:24:46 2007)
I Love Spankin' My Monkey looking at this Pic !!

From: ZEE MAIL (Sun Sep 9 19:16:37 2007)
HALLOWEEN IS OVER TAKE THAT MASK OFF YOUR FACE YOU HORE GET SOME FAT ON YOUR BODY

From: Lady Love (Mon Sep 10 20:58:06 2007)
Hey i have an extra jack in the back of my trunk just for you babes....

From: havadick (Thu Sep 27 12:07:57 2007)
she's just right for me, every thing is fine, small boobs-the ribs, it's all good! thanks for the pics

From: excelsior54@yahoo.com (Sun Sep 30 16:34:00 2007)
Baby you look so damn good. I'd love to rock your world.

From: yellow stick (Mon Oct 29 23:03:28 2007)
Have a few bananas will help her titty grow, any volunteers.

From: mencia's mind (-_-) (Sun Nov 11 22:21:09 2007)
u r all fucking deet deedees
xept 4 u jewel

From: Jai (Tue Nov 13 20:46:45 2007)
she can play with my monkey anytime....

From: johnny (Mon Feb 25 17:20:46 2008)
I would pay that girl $500 to do that in my car

From: wierdo (Mon Feb 25 17:22:47 2008)
SHOW YOUR BOOBS!!!!!!!

From: chris (Mon Feb 25 17:43:28 2008)
i think you are very beautiful

From: HugeMan (Mon Mar 3 13:32:52 2008)
Perverts

From: chris (Fri Mar 14 17:36:21 2008)
thank you HugeMan it is nice to know that some guys still cae about women

From: mrlizzard (Tue Apr 8 18:47:04 2008)
NICE TRUNK!

From: CDO1 (Tue Jun 3 14:13:06 2008)
yaya1965...It sounds like you may want to address your fetish of looking at little boys chest. Seek Help!!!



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